Brexpod

<p><em>Devised, debated, campaigned and voted on by Andy Cooke, Dan Fox & Nathaniel Mellors</em></p> <p>Having relocated our production facilities to a heavily fortified and luxury redoubt deep in the Scottish highlands, Junior Aspirin Records presents The Brexpod: a balanced, neutral and wholly unbiased reflection on the misery and hopelessness inflicted on the United Kingdom by the cowardly, venal, xenophobic, meretricious, mendacious, over-privileged turdworms who, on 23rd June 2016, paddled the country up Bullxit creek and left us in a Euromess without so much as a bratwurst or baguette to gnaw on. From the country that brought you sterling classics such as The Restoration, Luddism, Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher, the invention of the machine gun, and the colonial subjugation of countries across the globe, the Brexpod is a three-hour epic told in broken English, and featuring Cotswold-stone-cold hits including ‘Turd on the Run’ by The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson) and ‘Aftermath’ by Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage vs. Jean-Claude Juncker). So when the clocks strike half-past France, and the stormy weather hits the pound, forget the summer beach holiday in Greece and thank The Village Green Preservation Society that you will have to learn to love Llandudno again. Kick back with the last remaining bottle of Chianti in England, finish off the tapas, complete your Irish passport application and let the Brexpod remind you and me, the perma-peasantry, that this is how it feels to be lonely.</p> <p>Tracklisting:</p> <p>Europe Endless – Kraftwerk (feat. David Cameron)<br /> Edward Elgar – Nimrod (from ‘Enigma Variations’)<br /> Edward Elgar – The Pomp & Circumstance Marches, Op. 31 (March No.1)<br /> Anon – God Save the Queen<br /> William Blake/Hubert Parry – Jerusalem<br /> Coward – Swans<br /> Failure – Swans<br /> Panic – Coil<br /> Lay of the Land – The Fall<br /> Aftermath – Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage & Jean-Claude Juncker)<br /> Turd on the Run – The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson)<br /> That’s When I Reach For My Revolver – Mission of Burma (feat. Michael Gove)<br /> European Son – The Velvet Underground (feat. Michael Gove)<br /> Euromess – J.J. Burnell<br /> Mob Rule – Robert Wyatt<br /> The Village Green Preservation Society – The Kinks<br /> Getting Nowhere in a Hurry – Roy Budd<br /> Somebody Else’s World – Sun Ra & His Solar Myth Arkestra (feat. Michael Gove)<br /> It Couldn’t Happen Here – Pet Shop Boys<br /> Still Ill – The Smiths<br /> Arthur – The Tiger Lillies<br /> Your English – The Rebel<br /> Neighborhood Threat – Iggy Pop<br /> Not One of Us – Peter Gabriel (feat. Donald Trump, Daniel Hannen & Boris Johnson)<br /> Running Scared – Roy Orbison<br /> Broken English – Marianne Faithful<br /> Inglan is a Bitch – Linton Kwesi Johnson<br /> If You’re Not White You’re Black – Lord Kitchener<br /> Norwegian Wood – Cornershop<br /> Racist Friend – The Specials<br /> Language & Mentality – African Head Charge<br /> Hard Times – Pablo Gad<br /> UK – Burial (feat. Nigel Farage)<br /> Alone Again Or – Love<br /> Isolation – Joy Division<br /> This is How It Feels – Inspiral Carpets<br /> Regret – New Order (feat. Mandy Suthi)<br /> Go Now – Bessie Banks<br /> Your Autumn of Tomorrow – The Crow<br /> The Carnival is Over – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds<br /> 0:54 – Global Communication<br /> Half-Past France – John Cale<br /> I’m In Love with a German Film Star – The Passions<br /> Europa & The Pirate Twins – Thomas Dolby<br /> Come On Back to Me – The Foundations<br /> Where Do We Go From Here? – Death<br /> Big A Little A – Crass<br /> French Disko – Stereolab<br /> Stormy Weather – Elizabeth Welch (from Derek Jarman’s ‘The Tempest’)<br /> We Shall Overcome – Charlie Haden (feat. PJ Harvey reading John Donne)<br /> Europe Endless (reprise) – Kraftwerk</p>