PIGSTY

<p><strong>KIM:</strong> Shiv, we are two rich bourgeois! Don’t you think destiny brought us together? I know I’m being totally two-faced but destiny’s smiling on us now Shiv, and we’re living our best lives. I also think we’re here to analyze ourselves exactly because we’re so privileged.</p> <p><strong>SHIV:</strong> I am not going to do that Kim. It is extremely painful to talk about myself. And what do you mean “together”?</p> <p><strong>K:</strong> How is it painful?</p> <p><strong>S:</strong> It’s so painful Kim. It’s a pain you can’t even imagine!</p> <p><strong>K:</strong> Well of course, because it’s February 12th and it’s your birthday and it’s also the day you have some serious explaining to do.</p> <p><strong>S:</strong> This is extremely boring to me, and I feel like leaving you, I’m going to leave you, go off and make a kite, and take it to the beautiful fields of Godesberg to fly it…</p>